buzzfeed:

*breaks down the door*
*runs in*
*jumps on the couch*
*screams*
I JUST REALLY LOVE DR. SPENCER REID OK????
buzzfeed:

*breaks down the door*
*runs in*
*jumps on the couch*
*screams*
I JUST REALLY LOVE DR. SPENCER REID OK????
buzzfeed:

*breaks down the door*
*runs in*
*jumps on the couch*
*screams*
I JUST REALLY LOVE DR. SPENCER REID OK????
buzzfeed:

*breaks down the door*
*runs in*
*jumps on the couch*
*screams*
I JUST REALLY LOVE DR. SPENCER REID OK????
buzzfeed:

*breaks down the door*
*runs in*
*jumps on the couch*
*screams*
I JUST REALLY LOVE DR. SPENCER REID OK????

buzzfeed:

*breaks down the door*

*runs in*

*jumps on the couch*

*screams*

I JUST REALLY LOVE DR. SPENCER REID OK????

musiclife110:

Jesus..Jordan
what were you drinking the whole entire day that made you had to go pee so many times?

(via sparklycaptain)

icriedwhenbobbydied:

stunningpicture:

A rotten tomato that refused to leave the vine

nash grier

(via captn-little-ass)

thebadddestwolf:

#the thing i love most about this #is that baby’s face is absolutely saying ‘bitch i might’ #that baby’s face makes no promises #that baby is rose tyler no doubt about that (via stoprobbers)
thebadddestwolf:

#the thing i love most about this #is that baby’s face is absolutely saying ‘bitch i might’ #that baby’s face makes no promises #that baby is rose tyler no doubt about that (via stoprobbers)

brendonurinal:

50% of my time: playing video games

50% of my time: watching youtube videos of other people playing video games

(via swiggityswootygot2getaleksbooty)

tocifer:

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

BIRTH
tocifer:

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

BIRTH

tocifer:

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

BIRTH

(via ruinedchildhood)

ciphermemes:

uponsorrowfuleyes:

goldie-eyes:

uponsorrowfuleyes:

goldie-eyes:

uponsorrowfuleyes:

ragingconservative007:

spookygeiszlers:

kiggor:

Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed

this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog

LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW

Just a quick reminder that this is not in any way cute, and that this animal is incredibly agitated.

No ^ you cannot bash on our happiness.

This makes you incredibly ignorant.

I’m not ignorant, I just choose to accept the fact that I cannot do anything to save this lizard, so I take it at face value.

"I know this animal is in distress, but I find it funny anyways."
When people like me put little reminders on posts like this, it’s not for no reason. It’s because by spreading this, you spread misinformation that leads other reptile owners to think this behaviour is cute or funny when in actuality it is stressful and downright mean the animal. When you’ve been presented with a fact, and choose to condone it because it makes you happy at the expense of that animal’s well-being, you are indeed ignorant.

haha sorry buddy this animal isnt “in distress” tbh, the animal is actually genuinely enjoying this and was actually anticipating the belly rub
-a uromastyx, when feeling threatened/distressed, puffs up its body in defense to seem larger. as you can see, this uromastyx isnt doing that at all, and is still flat as a pancake.-a uromastyx also uses the spikes on its tail as a weapon-this lizard isnt doing any of that at all;-the lizard is actually sniffing its owners fingers, just incase someone decides to say “well, she tried to bite her owners fingers!!!”-the uromastyx turns on its back off its own accord and isnt forced on its back, it literally wanted to be pet/scratched therewhat youre seeing here is actually a lizard who 100% trusts its owner enough to let her touch its belly, yknow, where the soft part is??? where all predators usually want to chow down on and where, if youre a prey animal, you dont want to expose very often unless you know its safe?? yeah
SOURCES: X / X / X
also from personal experience and care; a couple years back, id say maybe only two years ago actually, i used to have to take care of one of these lil guys for a grade in school. the teach told me everything i needed to know, all from how much food did it need to how to differentiate “i am your friend and i trust you” from “im a bit wary of you; i dont know you all that well; but thats ok” to “i dont like you at all”
i actually kinda want to own one of them tbh, but there you have it
ciphermemes:

uponsorrowfuleyes:

goldie-eyes:

uponsorrowfuleyes:

goldie-eyes:

uponsorrowfuleyes:

ragingconservative007:

spookygeiszlers:

kiggor:

Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed

this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog

LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW

Just a quick reminder that this is not in any way cute, and that this animal is incredibly agitated.

No ^ you cannot bash on our happiness.

This makes you incredibly ignorant.

I’m not ignorant, I just choose to accept the fact that I cannot do anything to save this lizard, so I take it at face value.

"I know this animal is in distress, but I find it funny anyways."
When people like me put little reminders on posts like this, it’s not for no reason. It’s because by spreading this, you spread misinformation that leads other reptile owners to think this behaviour is cute or funny when in actuality it is stressful and downright mean the animal. When you’ve been presented with a fact, and choose to condone it because it makes you happy at the expense of that animal’s well-being, you are indeed ignorant.

haha sorry buddy this animal isnt “in distress” tbh, the animal is actually genuinely enjoying this and was actually anticipating the belly rub
-a uromastyx, when feeling threatened/distressed, puffs up its body in defense to seem larger. as you can see, this uromastyx isnt doing that at all, and is still flat as a pancake.-a uromastyx also uses the spikes on its tail as a weapon-this lizard isnt doing any of that at all;-the lizard is actually sniffing its owners fingers, just incase someone decides to say “well, she tried to bite her owners fingers!!!”-the uromastyx turns on its back off its own accord and isnt forced on its back, it literally wanted to be pet/scratched therewhat youre seeing here is actually a lizard who 100% trusts its owner enough to let her touch its belly, yknow, where the soft part is??? where all predators usually want to chow down on and where, if youre a prey animal, you dont want to expose very often unless you know its safe?? yeah
SOURCES: X / X / X
also from personal experience and care; a couple years back, id say maybe only two years ago actually, i used to have to take care of one of these lil guys for a grade in school. the teach told me everything i needed to know, all from how much food did it need to how to differentiate “i am your friend and i trust you” from “im a bit wary of you; i dont know you all that well; but thats ok” to “i dont like you at all”
i actually kinda want to own one of them tbh, but there you have it

ciphermemes:

uponsorrowfuleyes:

goldie-eyes:

uponsorrowfuleyes:

goldie-eyes:

uponsorrowfuleyes:

ragingconservative007:

spookygeiszlers:

kiggor:

Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed

this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog

LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW

Just a quick reminder that this is not in any way cute, and that this animal is incredibly agitated.

No ^ you cannot bash on our happiness.

This makes you incredibly ignorant.

I’m not ignorant, I just choose to accept the fact that I cannot do anything to save this lizard, so I take it at face value.

"I know this animal is in distress, but I find it funny anyways."

When people like me put little reminders on posts like this, it’s not for no reason. It’s because by spreading this, you spread misinformation that leads other reptile owners to think this behaviour is cute or funny when in actuality it is stressful and downright mean the animal. When you’ve been presented with a fact, and choose to condone it because it makes you happy at the expense of that animal’s well-being, you are indeed ignorant.

haha sorry buddy this animal isnt “in distress” tbh, the animal is actually genuinely enjoying this and was actually anticipating the belly rub

-a uromastyx, when feeling threatened/distressed, puffs up its body in defense to seem larger. as you can see, this uromastyx isnt doing that at all, and is still flat as a pancake.
-a uromastyx also uses the spikes on its tail as a weapon
-this lizard isnt doing any of that at all;
-the lizard is actually sniffing its owners fingers, just incase someone decides to say “well, she tried to bite her owners fingers!!!”
-the uromastyx turns on its back off its own accord and isnt forced on its back, it literally wanted to be pet/scratched there

what youre seeing here is actually a lizard who 100% trusts its owner enough to let her touch its belly, yknow, where the soft part is??? where all predators usually want to chow down on and where, if youre a prey animal, you dont want to expose very often unless you know its safe?? yeah

SOURCES: X / X / X

also from personal experience and care; a couple years back, id say maybe only two years ago actually, i used to have to take care of one of these lil guys for a grade in school. the teach told me everything i needed to know, all from how much food did it need to how to differentiate “i am your friend and i trust you” from “im a bit wary of you; i dont know you all that well; but thats ok” to “i dont like you at all”

i actually kinda want to own one of them tbh, but there you have it

(via caption-spooklez)

srayne99:

I’ve realized that there seems to be a theme with the answer to “Who Is Most Likely To End Up In Jail” in the Youtuber Superlatives videos

Jenn and Rebecca

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Joey Graceffa

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imageMarcus and TylerimageAlexa Loseyimage

Kian and Graceimage

(via anettekene)

spooklyartist:

do u ever just remember how big of a dork jordan is and ur like shit

(via captainspooklezis-scarierthanyou)